West Demerara > West Coast Country Talk > The Country Club > Perfect Husband

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Erapalli Sahadeo Member   Joined:  Sun Mar 12th, 2006 Location:    Posts:  5 Mana:	Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone > >on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free > >speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room > >stops to listen. > > > >MAN: "Hello" > > > >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me!? Are you at the club?" > > > >MAN: "Yes" > > > >WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather > >coat.  It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > > > >MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." > > > >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 > >models. I saw one I really liked." > > > >MAN: "How much? > > > >WOMAN: "$65,000" > > > >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > > > >WOMAN: "Great!? Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last > >year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000. > > > >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer > >$900,000." > > > >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! > > > >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. > > > >The other men in the locker room are looking at him in > >astonishment. > > > >Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Nalini Jagnarine Member   Joined:  Sat Feb 7th, 2009 Location:    Posts:  1 Mana:	Very funny stuff.....