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Erapalli Sahadeo
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| Joined: | Sun Mar 12th, 2006 |
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Posted: Fri Mar 17th, 2006 01:22 pm |
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
> >on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> >speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room
> >stops to listen.
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> >MAN: "Hello"
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> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me!? Are you at the club?"
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> >MAN: "Yes"
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> >WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
> >coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
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> >MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
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> >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
> >models. I saw one I really liked."
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> >MAN: "How much?
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> >WOMAN: "$65,000"
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> >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
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> >WOMAN: "Great!? Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last
> >year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.
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> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> >$900,000."
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> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
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> >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.
> >
> >The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
> >astonishment.
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> >Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Nalini Jagnarine
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Posted: Sat Feb 7th, 2009 11:16 pm |
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Very funny stuff.....
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